Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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