at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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