Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Blood and glitter go together right?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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