I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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