no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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