I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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