CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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