I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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