That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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