i think my tv is drunk
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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