i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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