it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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