Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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