Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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