All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
