Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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