Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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