Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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