I'm gonna have a badass scar
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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