You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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