Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Its about making memories worth repressing
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Randomize