I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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