I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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