Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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