There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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