i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
