I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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