did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it's like iHOP with fire
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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