Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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