fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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