Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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