i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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