They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
