i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
they're like a gay fantastic four
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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