Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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