Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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