we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was confusing and full of hummus
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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