For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I need moral support for this bender
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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