question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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