I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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