no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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