Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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