i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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