so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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