Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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