so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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