why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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