She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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