I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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