My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
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